- You want to weigh yourself after every big poo, just in case it’s a 2 pounder.
- The best time to step on the scales is after your morning wee and butt naked.
- You want to weight yourself once a week, but reality is several times a day.
- What the scales says can completely alter your mood.
- You get excited to see a new kind of scales on the market, but fear buying an expensive set will reveal how obsessed you are.
- Sometimes you hide your scales to stop yourself jumping on them, but you soon get them out again.
- Sometimes you ask someone else to hide the scales for you, then you lose your sh*t when you want them back and they won’t give in.
- You could talk about weight and scale fluctuations all day, every day. “One time I put on 10lbs in a day, but the next morning I was a 1lb down! Crazy”.
- If the number on the scales goes up your first thought is water retention or a big poo in your system, it’s hard to admit that maybe the curry and booze the night before had anything to do with the increase.
- When you’re in the zone you love that feeling of jumping on the scales and seeing the number go down.
- But the best feeling is seeing that number go down into a new stone.
- You stand up straight and hold your stomach in when you weigh yourself, just in case there’s some air trapped in there that might add a lb or two.
- If you’re not happy with the number you see, you weigh yourself again – best out of 3 eh?
- When you know you’ve been unhealthy you cross your fingers and pray to the scales god, before stepping on to see the damage – or if you’ve been lucky enough to get away with it.
- You take your Fitbit off or anything else that might weigh you down, like a hairband, before accepting the final number.
- You pray for the poo fairy to visit you before your ‘official’, weekly weigh in.
- You move the scales around the floor to find that sweet spot for success where the number is lowest – take that uneven floors.
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